ok to everyone getting mad about Dirk saying ‘over 9000’ think about this
Dirk is in the future but he probably has some knowledge about the past and jokes and things that used to be cool and he probably looked them up and stuff so when he talked to Jane and Jake he could use the proper lingo so when he told Jake that over 9000 joke he was probably just trying to be funny and impress Jake with his wit and knowledge of past humor goD WHAT A CUTIE
I would kiss you slowly at first, then more passionately... then bust out my ultimate technique, and... yell really loud in your mouth. Right into your mouth. Crazy loud. Oh yeah. It would be super intense. You don't even know.
i imagine you might be taller than me, so based on that. If i were to kiss you, I'd lean up and gently hold your face in my hands and stand on my tip toes then lean up and kiss your lips very gently. then to add into more cheesiness it'd be in the rain while sharing an umbrella.
my god youre fuckin adorable youre making me want to hug you more and more. i cant get over your adorableness and how much of a huge fuckin cutie you are. this isnt even about your cosplay (despite those are AMAZING) but you as a person in general is fuckin adorable.
you guys are killing me my face is so freaking red dfgh
YOU are super awesome. you're really funny and fun to talk to and wow i really look up to you!! that's not even mentioning your awesome cosplay. brobot was SO. GOOD. and so are the rest that i've seen!! don't scrap things because a few people are being silly! i have full confidence in your ability to pull off anything, really. im just going to go take my friendcrush and hide in the corner now. keep your head up and stay cool!! :D
We're sweet to you cause we love you. You are an amazing cosplayer to the point I find you to be my headcanon for Dirkbot. I think you're super amazing and I just want to hug you someday and just tell you to your face how much I love your cosplay. For now I shall hide behind a screen and anon and confess my homsetuckcrush to you.
i’m simultaneously blushing, crying, and grinning like an idiot
thank you so much fjkdla;
everyone is so kind ahhh it…means so much that you would say that
i'm going to lick your face and nip your fingers until you stop that! your cosplays are AMAZING, you're an idol to many people; just look at your fucking brobot! and the rate at which you get new followers, you're practically tumblr famous! i often get sad with my WORSE cosplays, seeing all the snooty egotistical famous cosplayers around me. but when i see you on my dash, i think of how such a great cosplayer you are and an inspiration and still so sweet and kind. please never stop! i love you!!
th-thank you anon
um i don’t really know what to say! I’m really sorry I’ve been so insecure lately; i’m not sure what’s wrong…with me
i’ll try to be more confident! It’s just really hard for me and…cosplay is something I put a ton of energy into so I just get super worried that my work is…amounting to nothing oftentimes
and i’m not really good w/ bullies and there are lots of them in the world
i…I’m really really glad that I inspire you! it means a ton seriously i turned red when i read that
forgive my moodiness, anon. I shouldn’t be letting it have an effect on how I go about talking to everyone on here uwu