ok i’m done fawning over my friends’ amazing cosplays and simultaneously whining about my shoulder
7 am shift and first day of the new quarter tomorrow
i’m trying to stay awake to see ariel and have a conversation/rp i really wanna have but i’m just
I’m here to tell you how to find your ~ACTUAL~ patron troll!
John Egbert was born April 13th, which actually makes him an Aries. But Aradia isn’t his patron troll, it’s Vriska.
April is the 4th month of the year, thus making his birthday 4-13 in those number date things.
Then, you smoosh all the numbers together, and create the number we all know and love! 413! Now put addition signs between each of the numbers. 4+1+3= 8. WOOOAHHH. Who’s the 8th sign in the Zodiac? VRISKA. Woah man!Next, Jade!
Her birthday is December 1st. Which is 12-2. And together 121. 1+2+2= 4. Who’s the fourth sign in the Zodiac? Cancer!! Thus Jade’s patron troll is Karkat.
December 3rd. 12-3. 123. 1+2+3= 6. Virgo is the sixth sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Kanaya is Rose’s patron troll.
December 4th. 12-4. 124. 1+2+4= 7. Libra is the seventh sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Terezi is Dave’s patron troll.
Woah man, did I just blow your mind? I hope so.
This also helps me remember all the kid’s birthdays.
Anyway, another example. My birthday is September 21, so 9-21, 921, 9+2+1=12. Thus my patron is Feferi.
Another note, you may get an answer OVER 12! Do not fret, the next step is pulling up your calculator and dividing the sum by 12. If the product is 1.5 or less, your patron is Aradia. If it’s 1.6 or higher, it’s Tavros. (At least, these are guidelines I go by.)
Anywayyy, thanks for reading. Just, the whole “I’m a Virgo thus my patron is Kanaya” thing is one of my pet peeves!
And for your reference:
1 - Aradia
2 - Tavros
3 - Sollux
4 - Karkat
5 - Nepeta
6 - Kanaya
7 - Terezi
8 - Vriska
9 - Equius
10 - Gamzee
11 - Eridan
12 - Feferi
i got ERIDAN OH MY GOD….
MINE IS GAMZEE OH MY GOD.
And the best thing?; My girlfriends is Tavros.
YES I KNEW IT
MY PATRON IS SOLLUX SCREAMS INTO THE WIND DIES SCREECHES
oh no you reblogged that thing and now this and now I’m having feelings
YES. I really love my sennheiser ones though, they are wonderful. :)
these are sennheisers!!!
ggknightmare replied to your photo: these headphones make me look ridiculously stupid…
A pair of high quality over the head headphones make a world of difference, it doesn’t matter what others say DAMN IT I WANT HIGH QUALITY AUDIO.
They’re also noise canceling :>
i will let you use them when you come over next
right, i was gonna bring him 4 u
i feel like i’m counting in Luke but then i’m like LORIEN NOT UNTIL SAK…..
aw, you mean you and Emily aren’t going to be swingers now? ;)
i’ve decided not to come out there and smack u only cause ur sick
it is! and i think the brand i use for it is tazo but i’m not 100% sure
tazo is really good….
i just steal all my roommate’s tea but i should probably invest in my own